I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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