Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think a kid would responsible me up
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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