so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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