We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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