You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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