she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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