problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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