but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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