k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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