If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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