Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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