im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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