Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Randomize
