Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You can't special order awesome
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
