I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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