Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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