I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
