just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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