I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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