Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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