More tranny stories later!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...