Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.