So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My feet surprised me
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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