I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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