I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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