I skipped work to stalk him.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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