We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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