Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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