I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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