question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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