Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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