We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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