THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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