I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's official drugs can't kill me
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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