it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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