North Korea, Best Korea!
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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