drinking out of a sandbucket again
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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