I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i will never coherently bang her
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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