I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
should my penis look like a turkey
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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