Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Drunk is not a location!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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