Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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