I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it was like eating out sand paper
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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