im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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