Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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