do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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