All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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