I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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