8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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