Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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