he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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