You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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