those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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