Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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