I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Randomize
