I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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