yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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